Ask Dvorahji: Final Guide for the Spiritually Challenged & Confused: Dvorahji

Dear Dvorahji, What is a guru? a guru is a teacher who has followers. It seems like the guru doesn't get to choose their followers. they just do their thing and people follow. Teach me guru.****

Darling: Well I guess I am the SHUT UP GURU - so HA! Here are my 5 GURU SUTRAS and THAT'S IT:

1. Life is a Happening

2. If It Could Be Different! It Would Be Different

3. Shut UP! (fall silent) and Be Happy! Accept life exactly as it shows up

4. You are not your thoughts, you are not your Feelings you are EVERYTHING!!!

5. Enlightenment, Peace, Compassion, Grace, LOVE are your NATURE.

Ok baby, the rest is up to you. Relax and know without a doubt that you are LOVED, always have been, and always will be. NO other possibIlities EVER!

OK, Love you, kisses...Your friend "the Shut Up Guru" (and don't even try & shut me up!)

Written 18 hours ago · Comment ·

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YaYa Laura Blackfoot

I know I'm a Guru...Maybe not the same as others, but I am the Master of some things. Yea! I got a small group of followers who have made me their Guru at work. "Let ask Laura and see what she would do" or "Ms. Laura, I have a situation that I want to share with you and I need your advice". Hell, I didn't even know that they were watching me for the past 12 years. I didn't ask to be anyone's teacher or pillow to lay on, it just happened. My co-workers are teaching me to have patience with those who are confused and asleep. I want to say "SHUT UP" or "PUT UP" but I don't have the guts yet!!!

Yesterday at 4:55pm · Delete

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Well honey, there's a time to say "shut up or put up" and there's a time to just listen til your ears fall off and smile...what ever serves the moment....

Yesterday at 4:59pm · Delete