Book: Shut UP! An Ancient Mantra for Complete Happiness! (The Simple Truth Your Guru, Therapist & Grandmother Forgot To Tell You)
This easy transformational joyful perspective is for Anyone (who has tried everything) and is still stuck in their head struggling with enlightenment, self-esteem, negative thoughts, boring meditations, lack of discipline and too much chocolate or whatever!
This natural intuitive knowledge is Here to make you happy and make you laugh and maybe even set you free! (at least for a little while).
The good news is we are all adorable, contradictory imaginary friends and lovers, and we are all family, totally connected to each other and every thing else whether we like it or not! Crazy huh??? But true in a most unimaginable mind-blowing simple simple simple (closer then your breath) Way. Truly unimaginable!
Enlightenment??? Ridiculous, completely misunderstood! Don't waste another second on it - JUST BE HAPPY, as happy as you can and leave the rest to God, Consciousness, the Way, or my darling Sri Sri! Relax, don't be afraid, it's all exactly as it can only be. Rejoice, Be mischievious, have FUN!
1. "I encourage all to have FUN! Fun is profound, not frivolous. Fun is moving on & on & on with a twinkle instead of a twitch..."
2. "I think it's helpful for people to realize they are ALWAYS in the NOW. There is this "trying" to live in the 'now" & that in itself causes suffering. Your body is always is the Now, isn't it? Your breath is always in the Now, isn't it? It's ONLY our "thoughts" that question being in the Now, trying to "get there". That's a common ILLUSION of today - trying to be in the NOW. Forget it! Your Nature IS NOW!"
4. "UNHAPPY? Wait til you discover you don't even exist & are an unfathomable INFINITE bundle of energetic thoughts, feelings & matter moving in & out of space. Hey dudes & duddettes you're a bunch of mirage reflections on a cosmic screen trying to figure out the images you see, as you appear and dissappear in pixalated formations. If that doesn't BLOW your mind & get you out of your funk, I don't know what will!"
5. "Darlings, Wake Up! You're tripping...living in misery and drugged on possibilities. Your only real hope is to STOP HOPING and be WHERE YOU ARE AT!….then watch things change as they naturally bring hope and new possibilities"
6. Q: Dvorahji, It is hard to 'swallow' that enlightenment is my nature. I know it's so obvious, but I am where I am…--DJ
A: Darling, that's why seekers are still in misery, searching for enlightenment. It's just tooooooo simple to believe that this "THING" that all the saints and gurus and organizations and practices and discipline and yoga masters hermits & yadayadayada blahblahblah whatever, have been talking about is SOMETHING SO SIMPLE!!!!! SO OBVIOUS!!!
The mind wants something special very very intricate and intelligent and oh-so special. BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT TIME & PLACE. You do not have to be crucified like Jesus, or be thrown out of the country and die being harassed like Osho. You can just - STOP…and move with the flow of WHAT IS.
IT IS you nature, ENLIGHTENMENT/PEACE/LOVE simple, simple simple awareness. ENLIGHTENMENT IS YOUR NATURE. IF WE COULD JUST RELAX and notice that what is tripping you up is your own thoughts, pretending they're IT or YOU…when they are just passing through YOU. You are not your thoughts, you are not your feelings, YOU ARE EVERYTHING...
SIT DOWN, take a deep breath in and now quickly let it out! AND THERE YOU ARE. Peace. STill, IT, SPACE and then????? Here comes a thought and another and another and a feeling, and a hoping and YOU HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN YOUR NATURE....but IT IS STILL HERE, HAPPY AS CAN BE! IT is very very very very simple.".
Love you all my darlings, your friend, Dvorah-gee! aka Dali Mama (shut Up Guru! hahahahahahahahhahaha) ♥ ♥ ♥
2012 is a "5" year......that means lotS of travel, lots of adventure, lots of knowledge and lots of FIVES!! HAHAHAHAHHA.......I encourage you not to listen to all the 2012 hype and JUST BE HAPPY. MOVE along with your life, your plan, your fun & don't worry about ALL this nonsense. There is ONLY THIS & YOU ARE FINE & so is the world. If something saddens you, show your compassion with a prayer, a chant, a loving thought, a gift & GO HAVE FUN...no guilt, no ongoing paranoia about the world......just MOVE ALONG! ♥ ♥ ♥
I don't know why teachers/preachers/New Age Healers are always talking about BECOMING a "new Mature Enlightened" person. Someday we'll all heal ourselves of all diseases. We ONLY have to contact our Source/whatever! Do you realize how stupid/IGNORANT this mumbo jumbo is? SOURCE IS YOUR NATURE & baby U R NOT becoming anything but that gorgeous creature THAT U ARE! Relax trying to keep it all together...Watch it change & dissolve into SOURCE. Relax w/this "betta betta betta ahhhhh" nonsense.
Joe Black (death taking a holiday) says he's lonely & wants to play in the world. A wise woman waiting to die says: "...We're all lonely here too. If we're lucky we take some nice pictures w/us..." LOOK darlings, we're all deeply lonely whether saint or sinner. Loneliness is part of the human condition. Relax-DISSOLVE into loneliness & open to AWE. It's an unbelievable life & HERE YOU ARE flowing along like everything else.
For me, the only really FUN holiday is my Birthday! Everything else is weird. IT's Xmas & soon New Year. If UR alone/don't have a lot of money - Be grateful you don't have to play the "we're all A happy family game". Just BE HAPPY! Buy a pizza, take a walk, call a friend-ENJOY YOUR FREE DAY! & IF someone asks you what are you doing for Xmas. Rejoice, smile & say: NOTHING baby, I'm dong NOTHING! ♥ ♥ ♥
Time to acknowledge and release the past......open your eyes to the sunshine outside your window and jump into the beauty of the moment. It's a new day, go outside and celebrate.......IT's a new YOU! ♥ ♥ ♥
Sometimes U'VE got to call a spade a spade. Yes I love you, NO I don't want to spend time with you. Yes, I'll be there if you need me & NONONO, I don't agree with all UR spiritual Bullsh*t! Doesn't mean UR wrong, just means I got my own shtick going. This constant communication to see other's point of view is RIDICULOUS. I HAVE MINE, I HONOR YOURS, NOW GO AWAY! LOL
AN INTERESTING REVELATION ON DREAMS:
The question here isn't: "There are dreams, how do we see them?" The real question is "where do dreams come from?" ...and the subconscious is not the answer, because then the question is: "Where does the subconscious comes from?" NO ONE knows anything about dreams NADA!...............However if the scientist could eventually turn that device on themselves, and...See More
REGRET NOTHING!! When it's UR time REGRET NOTHING! If it could've been different-it would've been! A friend of mine discovered she's dying soon & regrets not offering more spiritual knowledge. And I say: F-all this so-called spiritual knowledge. UR existence is a TESTAMENT TO SPIRITUAL KNOWLEDGE. Relax, let go, hold on to NOTHING, AND BABY wave good-bye. UR flower has bloomed and offered all its fragrance in ITS OWN fabulous spiritual WAY....bon voyage...
Love is your NATURE....BELIEVE ME...and skip the rest...fumbling, mumbling, meditating, begging, evolving, running screaming through life....and then at the end you can SAY : "WOW!!!" like Steve Jobs did as he floated away - instead of "why me God?"........relax, you're going to win & lose in the end........
I heard my favorite saying again today!!! "Life's a bitch and then you die!!!" hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahha! You don't need any positive affirmations to be FREE - All you need is to really get into this saying. Say it, sing it, use it like a mantra! It's a crack up and IT WILL SET YOU FREE FOREVER! Totally blissful!
The criteria for Enlightenment IS (in some Spiritual organizations) THAT: "When you experience SILENCE alongside of ACTIVITY all the time-U R ENLIGHTENED." Now this CONCEPT IS RIDICULOUS! Because SILENCE is your nature. U can't help but experience silence with all your activity. IT'S WHO YOU ARE. U ARE SILENCE and Activity HAPPENS. They naturally CO-EXIST. There is NO criteria for enlightenment. ENLIGHTENMENT IS UR NATURE..relax
Sri Sri is the only Guru who totally allowed me to be my self. He always encouraged my creativity, my eccentricity, my humor, & all the negative and positive pieces that made up this crazy personality known as Dvorah (and I've been a handfull of contradictions & polar opposites all my life). IF I CAN LIVE/LOVE MYSELF - HONESTLY, ANYONE CAN LIVE/LOVE THEMSELVES. ♥
Spiritual teachers/people are just as sure/defensive about their spiritual beliefs/practices as everyone else. Tell someone it's all nonsense & ENLIGHTENMENT/LOVE IS YOUR NATURE & they start telling U everything U need to "know" in order to think/do the RIGHT thing & Dvorahji says: GIVE IT A BREAK! LOVE IS YOUR NATURE...relax w/all UR knowledge.
Most people get exhausted trying to make life work THEIR WAY. Unfortunately, Something always eventually screws it up! Then they revert to their "positive affirmations" i.e.: "Next time I'll do it better, Next time it's going "my way"-I've got a handle on it & thennnnnnnnnnn they screw up again blaming themselves for being so stupid. AND I say for the MILLIONTH TIME: IF IT COULD BE DIFFERENT BABY, IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT...so relax.